Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

guess what what? nothing.

what is big and white? the moon

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Why did I get raped

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