- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

The Economy

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Women's rights.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Where's my shotgun

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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