- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Video Games

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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