Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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ps3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Gadaffi

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Dick spice

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A jew go out of a bar

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Guess what? No.

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knock knock

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What is a question?

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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