Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Christians pornstars.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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fabien

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Where is my tractor?

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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baby loves lalma

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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That didn't hurt.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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