what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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You just won the game...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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austins gay lolololol

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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