Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Women

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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nine...eleven

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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