- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

stop it ryan vallee

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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