what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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