- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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