- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

There's no "i" in tim.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

George Bush.

Cows go moo.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How much did the Holla Cost?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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