Rock mattress.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Looks through the peephole.

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Alt F4

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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