- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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