What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

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