What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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