- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

whats really hot the sun

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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