Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Society.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Anti Joke

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