What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Chuck Norris.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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women

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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