Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Joe Biden

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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