- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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