Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The Bible

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

The 19th Amendment

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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