- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

women

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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