- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

democracy

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

George Bush.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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