What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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