What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Ass

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Matty B

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Womens Rights.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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