I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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