You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

ha.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

guess what what? nothing.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Rock mattress.

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