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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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ballsack

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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God is real

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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