- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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