Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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