- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Communism

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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