What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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