- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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