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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

whats better than 24................. 25

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Womens Rights.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

im a selling a car

Is this a chair?

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