- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

like for a handjob.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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