A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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I have no ideas.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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like for a handjob.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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