Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Whats 0+0 0

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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you will now laugh.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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