- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

monkey sponge

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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