If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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