- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Blind people can't read this.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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