- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

brett is a dick

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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