How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

whats funny? ebola and 911

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Gestapo.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

is mayonnaise an instrument?

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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