jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Chuck Norris

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Anti Joke

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