What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What break when you talk?

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Obama.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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im a selling a car

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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My mom.

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