- Anti Joke

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why? Because!

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Woman's rights.