There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A fat boy walked into a party

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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