Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

The 19th Amendment

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

666

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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