- Anti Joke

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Chayton

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Enchilada

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Barack Obama

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.