Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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