What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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