- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Chuck Norris.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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