- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

look left now look right. washing machine

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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