slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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what is big and white? the moon

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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My pet rock died.

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