Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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