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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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c+t+c?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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