- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

jokes r dumb

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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