Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Tennesse

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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