F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Gestapo.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Is this a chair?

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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