There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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oh hiya come in

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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