Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Matty B

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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alert("The Game");//

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A fat man buys a salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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