Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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123 Main street

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Mom

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Sex. That is all.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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