How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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alert("The Game");//

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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robin, get in the car.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What is next?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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