Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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imadewords

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This is my joke. funny

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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