Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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