- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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