What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Men's rights.

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Will you marry me?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Anti Joke

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