- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Nah

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

suck my dick.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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