- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

who smells? •Liam

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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