Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Hummer.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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