You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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whos gay? you are

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

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