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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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