- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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