No it isn't.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

An iguana walks out of a bar

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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