A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Womens rights

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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