Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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