Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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