- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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