Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Sex. That is all.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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