Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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women leaving the kitchen

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

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