- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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