Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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