Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

My friends are like trampolines I have none

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Women's rights.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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