What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Tennesse

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Penis jokes.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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