Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

whos gay? you are

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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