What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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