What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

women's lacrosse.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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