- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Will you marry me?

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

YOU IS DUM

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Boobs are nasty!

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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