A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Your Mom

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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