Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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I don't get it

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Star Wars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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