What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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