roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Sex. That is all.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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