- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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