Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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knock knock Come in.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Men's rights.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

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