What sucks?

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Left. That one direction...

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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