What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

like for a handjob.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Left. That one direction...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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