why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's up? The sky.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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