What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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