Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Left. That one direction...

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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