Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Is this a chair?

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Women's Rights.

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Penis

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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