Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Anti Joke

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