- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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