- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Knock Knock. Go away!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Brittney Spears

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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