A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Susie has Autism

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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poop

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