Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Vagina-Boob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Where's my tractor?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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