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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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