A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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No it isn't.

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Women's Rights

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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