obama

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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8===========D O:

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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