What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What is brown and sticky?

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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