- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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