A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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This is my joke. funny

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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