Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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ps3

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Anne Frank.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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