Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Women's rights.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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