Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is worse

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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