- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Hummer.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

A black man walks into a book store.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Johnny just finished his pie.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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